Excerpted Lyrics from DEBATE ME! THE MUSICAL

It’s West Side Story-meets-Newsies-meets-Assassins-meets-Seven Brides For Seven Brothers-meets-Starlight Express

—“Webster’s Dictionary Defines Love” (playful duet of two happy boys talking about their new crushes)


Webster’s Dictionary defines love as just a sickness of the mind;

A developmental disorder all good children leave behind! 

But now I’ve seen her face I wonder whether it’s not yet worse:—

It’s perverse! It’s a curse! It’s a hearse!


Webster’s Dic…

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