I Am Frightened of a Clown

an unusual terror grips me, perhaps you will understand

So, I don’t want to sound like a nutball here, but it’s time for a real true confession: I’m frightened of a clown. I’m wary of his eccentric manner and his unusual appearance. His choices make me feel ill-at-ease, and the language he uses - well, I find it unnerving. No, this is not satire, friend - I really am just plain bloody chilled by a clown, and…

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